A bored housewife ponders the questions of life..............
How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?
If people can put up nude statues everywhere, then why can't we run around naked?
If Hooters started a door-to-door service would they then be called knockers?
Who shuts the door when the bus driver gets off?
How come a pizza can get to your house faster than an ambulance?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
What does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" If afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Why is it you get a penny
for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth?
Why
are boxing rings square?
What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for!
How do you throw away a garbage can?
If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Can blind people see their dreams?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner!
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes......why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address (or trying to parallel park, you turn down the volume on the radio?
